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jenniferlawrences:

let’s not even pretend there’s something worse than your mom passing you the phone for you to wish happy birthday to a relative

babyferaligator:

hey i heard u like bad boys, i dont mean to brag or anything but im really really bad. at everything.

psyducker:

i ain’t no athlete but i’d sprint down that happy trail

googlecowboy:

"this tastes like shit"

"how do you know what shit tastes like"

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niallsbliss:


basically

niallsbliss:

basically

sapphicslut:

giant trucks with confederate flags because nothing says “happy Fourth of July” like white supremacy

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

*checks twitter* *checks tumblr* *checks vine* *checks instagram* *checks facebook* *checks text messages* *checks myself* *wrecks myself*

  • there's so much water
    my 18 year old brother while standing in the ocean: